Gibbons

Why Does Gibbons Have That Summertime Sadness?!

Getting sick sucks enough as it is....but getting HELLA sick during the Summer is downright SAD. So WTF happened? Let me explain.... A few Fridays ago, Alley and I weren't feeling so hot. Both of our throats were KILLING US....so Alley the Mom went into illness investigator mode. "GIBBONS! OPEN...
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Gibbons Was So Angry When His Bank Screwed Him Like THIS!

The following story is a prime example of why I, Gibbons, prefer dealing with cash instead of putting my money in a bank. My bank ROYALLY screwed me over the weekend. How, you ask? Well, allow me to explain. This past Friday was payday for this guy and I wanted to tear up Downtown MKE. Since I'm...
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What Was YOUR Highlight of Summerfest Week 1?!

When it comes to Summerfest, I think it's safe to that collectively we've had the greatest first week IN HISTORY!!! Who are "we", you ask? Well, me (Gibbons), Riggs, and the life of the party, Intern FunPants. Riggs had the honor of seeing The Lonely Island on Friday....FROM THE FRONT ROW!!!!!...
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I Had The Time Of My Life..And I Owe It All To MKE Pride

When it comes to the Pride Parade and MKE Pride in general, EVERYONE is welcome. And that's just one of the reasons I had juuuuuust the right amount of fun. And I only say juuuuuust the right amount of fun because if I had any more fun, it'd be a fun OVERLOAD. Ya know what the best part about the...
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Sexual Assault Can Happen To ANYONE

Full disclosure: This blog post is 100,000,000% SERIOUS and I'm in no way, shape, or form trying to be funny. Okay, now that we've covered that I'm being real here...please allow me to ask a hypothetical question. What would happen if, at a crowded bar on a Friday night, a man grabbed a woman by...
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JMatt Is To Blame For ALL OF THIS

JMatt is, like, the most cheerful dude EVER. Seriously. He always has a smile on his face, always has a (usually not THAT funny, but still worthy of a pity laugh) joke to crack and is just an all-around swell fellow....and recently I've been SO MAD AT HIM!!! Why, you ask? Because the dude LOVES...
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Dad Joke Friday (4/19) - Who had an amazing come from behind victory!??

Dad Joke Friday - who takes home the Batman trophy this week? One of us had a stunning come from behind victory this morning for "DAD JOKE FRIDAY" *clap* *clap* *clap clap clap* Riggs' Jokes: Did you hear they made round bales of hay illegal in Wisconsin? Do you know why? Because cows weren’t...
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You Need To Do These 3 Things Right NOW!!

The day we've waited SO LONG for is finally here and, for at least 48 hours, Winter is finally dead! This blog is currently being written from my deck, where it's a fantastic 68 degrees. So what do you NEED to do right now?! GO OUTSIDE! After braving temperatures that felt like NEGATIVE THIRTY, you...
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Have You Done IT Yet?!

Let's get real for a second, k?! Stop what you're doing what now and look at the calendar while you ponder these questions: HAVE YOU DONE IT YET?! ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT DOING IT?! WHY ARE YOU WAITING TO DO IT?! Okay....while pondering those questions, you're likely wondering WTF "it" is. Am I...
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