Dad Joke Friday--March 22nd, 2019

In Case You Missed Our Dad Jokes This Week...

March 25, 2019
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We post them every week.....just in case you missed them!  Here are our Dad Jokes from Friday, March 22nd!  Enjoy!

 

Riggs Jokes:

Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker?

He wanted a well-balanced meal.

 

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

 

My ex wife cheated on me with her deaf best friend. 

Honestly, I should have seen the signs.

 

How do you cook toilet paper? 

It’s easy. You just brown it and throw it into the pot! 

 

Why did the belt get arrested?

He held up a pair of pants. 

 

Alley's Jokes:

What's Irish and stays outside all year?

Patty O'Furniture!

 

What is a cheerleader's favorite cereal?

Cheerios!

 

What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?

A Mathmachicken!

 

 

Gibbons Jokes:

I went into the bookstore yesterday and asked for a book from Shakespeare. The employee asked which one? I said William!​

 

Where did the college-aged vampire like to shop?

Forever 21

 

​What do you call a fat psychic?

A four-chin teller.

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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts

 

There ya go!  Hope you enjoyed them!  And if you are wondering who won this week.....it was ALLEY!  

Have a great day!

Riggs, Alley and Gibbons