Dad Joke Friday For March 8th!

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March 8, 2019

In case you missed our jokes this week on Dad Joke Friday, or just wanted to go back and find one you really like, then you have come to the right place!  Check out this week's jokes below and find out who won too!

 

Riggs' Jokes

I told my date to meet me at the gym and she never showed up. I guess the two of us are never going to work out. 

 

How do you make holy water? 

You boil the hell out of it.

 

A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then *poof* … he disappeared without a tres!

 

Alley's Jokes

Tried to make reservations at the library but wasn't able to.  They were completely booked.  

 

What do you call an acid with attitude?   

A-mean-o-Acid

 

What do you call a sleep walking nun? 

A roamin' Catholic!

 

Gibbons' Jokes

Why didn't the butter take the part in the new movie?

It didn't like the roll it was being offered! 

 

Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.

 

What do you call a fat psychic?

A four-chin teller.

 

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Frosted Flakes

 

ANDDDDDD finally....the big winner this week WAS.......

RIGGS!  

Have a great weekend! 

Riggs, Alley and Gibbons

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