DAD JOKE FRIDAY (3/1/19)

Find This Week's Jokes Right HERE!

March 1, 2019

Ever wonder what the heck we just said on the air when telling one of our dad jokes?  Or maybe you wanted to look back and find one of them so you could share them with your friends.....either way.....here are THIS week's DAD JOKES!  

ENJOY!

 

Riggs Jokes:

I’ve started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes.

It’s all about raisin awareness, really.

 

What did the BRA say to the HAT? 

You go on ahead, I’ll give these two a lift.  

 

Did you hear Donald Trump wants to ban brick cheese?

He wants to make America grate again…

 

What do you call a dwarf psychic that just escaped from prison?

Police are considering her a small medium at large. 

 

Alley's Jokes: 

Why should you knock on the fridge before opening it? 

Just in case there's a salad dressing!

 

My first job was at an orange juice factory, but I got canned.  

I couldn't concentrate.  

 

Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams and Bruno Mars walk into a bar....

But they didn't planet that way

 

What do monkey's wear in the kitchen?

Ape ron

 

I would like to be a millionaire just like my dad.  

He always wanted to be a millionaire too.  

 

Gibbons Jokes:

Can you guys believe someone stole my Scrabble set?

I'm at a loss for words!

 

Why should you never get romantic with a tennis player?

Love means nothing to them!

 

So if a cow doesn't produce milk, is it a Milk Dud or an Udder Failure?

 

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

 

When a woman is giving birth, she is literally kidding.​

FInd out who won - watch the Facebook live video below!

And if you are wondering who won this week....it was GIBBONS!!  Have a great weekend everyone!