Dad Joke Friday for April 26, 2019

If you missed a joke, find them here!

April 26, 2019

Every Friday morning at 7:30, you can hear DAD JOKE FRIDAY on Riggs and Alley on KISSFM!  If you missed it this week, or just missed a joke because we were laughing so hard, find it here!

And find out who the winner was at the end....

Riggs Jokes

What do you call a cold you get twice?

De ja-flu.

 

What’s invisible and smells like carrots? 

Rabbit farts. 

Alley's Jokes

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale

 

What did the fish say after he swam into the wall?

DAM! 

 

Why did the birdie go to the doctor?

To get his tweetment!  

Gibbons Jokes

When is a car not a car? 

When it turns into a driveway!

 

​What kind of magazines do cows read?

Cattlelogs

 

There ya go!  Hope you enjoyed the jokes!  

And the winner this week was........ALLEY!  

Have a great weekend everyone!

Riggs, Alley and Gibbons