Am I The Only One DESTROYING My New Year's Resolution?

Are YOU My Fellow Failure Friend?

February 4, 2019
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I'm serious, y'all! I started out the year with HIGH HOPES. As you may have previously heard or read, I publicly made my New Year's Resolution "to stay alive". In actuality, my goal is to stay alive in addition to maybe get myself in better shape by eating better......This is where things go wrong quickly.

HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT BETTER WHEN PIZZA IS SO DELICIOUS?!?! HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO CHOOSE TO EAT A SALAD WHEN CHICKEN WINGS EXIST?! WHY WOULD I COOK AND EAT AT HOME WHEN FAST FOOD IS SO QUICK, EASY AND NUTRITIOUS!??!

The answers to these questions might seem simple to you but, dammit, I'm struggling and I need some help. 

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE get in touch with me on social media with any and all tips you may have!! Thank you in advance!

- @RadioGibbons