Tips for Surviving the Snow

Stay warm, Wisconsin!

January 26, 2019

Winter is hitting Wisconsin hard these last few weeks, with several snow storms and more on the way. We had to Ask the KISS Jocks what their ONE tip was for surviving the snow was. Don't hold your breath if you're looking for help from these seven!

Riggs (5:00 a.m. - 10:00 a.m.): "Surviving the snow: Here’s a tip; don’t use your breaks. Use the momentum from your car to slow down. Then, at the last second slam on your breaks. Is that safe? Should I not have said that?”


Alley (5:00 a.m. - 10:00 a.m.): "Here’s my tip; Stay out of it. Problem solved.”

Gibbons (5:00 a.m. - 10:00 a.m.): [Phone beeping noise] *Gibbons was stuck in the snow and never made it.*

JMatt (10:00 a.m. - 2:00 p.m.): "If we’re being family friendly you could say a warm cup of hot cocoa helps you survive the snow. But, if you’re an adult like me you might think about a hot tote or mold wine, which is warmed up, but the real way to survive the snow is to drink a hot buttered rum. You probably don’t know what that is so you’ll want to Google that. It’s very tasty and it’s perfect in the winter.”

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Kraig (2:00 p.m. - 7:00 p.m.): "First of all, snow is not deadly but I can see what you’re saying. Surviving snow, embrace the snow. Go outside, force yourself. You got a dog it’s a great excuse to get outside. Otherwise, what’re you going to do? You can’t change the snow. Go out there, soak it in, marinade in it, right? Or have a neighbor who has a snow blower and sees you struggling shoveling and he snow blows your driveway and you’re good. And that’s a true story. Thanks, Paul.”

DJ Gee-A (7:00 p.m. - 12:00 a.m.): "What I like to do when I’m snowed in to combat all the snow when I’m stuck in the house – you see it, this is what I do. [spins turntable] I would play some music, but they would whack the video. See, this is my whole setup and everything. I get on my turntables and practice when I’m snowed in, that’s what I do. Sometimes I play my Xbox. It’s the G double E, oh, I don’t even have to say it, here we go. [air horns with automated G double E baby don’t forget the A] I’m gone Milwaukee!”

Z (12:00 a.m. – sunlight, aka 5:00 a.m.): "Move. Move far away. Hawaii, I don’t know? Hawaii. Or Hawaii.”

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