Dad Joke Friday for May 24, 2019

Who Won The Trophy This Week?

May 24, 2019
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If you missed Dad Joke Friday this week, don't worry.....we always post the jokes here in case you wanted to look back.....so here ya go!  

Riggs' Jokes

What do you call a dog that does magic?

A Labracadabrador

 

Which branch of the United Staes military is the most patriotic?

The Air Force.  They're US AF.  

 

How is life like toilet paper?

You're either on a roll or taking crap from someone

 

Alley's Jokes

I hate it when people say age is just a number.

Age is clearly a word.

 

Two ants want to fight an elephant. 

The elephant replies, "Two on one??  That's not fair!"

 

Gibbon's Jokes

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? 

A nervous wreck.

 

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, "Let's make this interesting."  

So we stopped playing chess.  

And if you wanna know who won this week.....Check out the video! 

 

Have a great Memorial Day weekend!  

xoxo,

Alley