Dad Joke Friday For May 17th, 2019!

Here Are Today's Jokes In Case You Missed Them!

May 17, 2019

In case you missed our Dad Jokes this morning, you can always find them here!  

We always tell you the winner at the end so stay tuned!

 

Riggs' Jokes

What are Caterpillars afraid of?

Dogerpillars.

 

I bought a really expensive laxative from the pharmacy.

It gave me a good run for my money.

 

Why did the cow go to New York City?

To see the Moo-sicals!  Duh 

 

Why do teenagers always walk in groups of three or five?

Because they can’t even. 

 

Alley's Jokes

What do you call a beehive with no exit?

Unbelievable. 

 

What happens when you eat aluminium foil?

You sheet metal. 

 

I saw my ex-husband across the museum hall, but I felt too self conscious to say hello.  

There was just too much history between us.  

 

Gibbons Jokes

What kind of shoes do gophers wear?

Wood Chucks

 

Where would you grow a chef?

Bakerfield​

 

​What do you call a dinosaur that takes care of his teeth?

A flossiraptor

 

​What did the soda say to his sick 2-liter?

You need to go see Dr. Pepper

 

AND THE WINNER THIS WEEK WAS.....RIGGS!

Have a great weekend everyone!