Dad Joke Friday For March 29th!

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March 29, 2019
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If you missed Dad Joke Friday this week or you just couldn't hear the joke very well.....then you are in the right place!  Here are this weeks jokes and at the end we will share with you who won!

Alley's Jokes

When do people start using their trampoline's more?

SPRING TIME!

 

Interviewer: Your resume says you take things too literally.  

Me: When the hell did my resume learn to talk?

 

And the lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life."

John came fifth and won a toaster.

 

Gibbons Jokes

What do you call a carpenter that hates losing?

A saw loser!

 

My buddy's wife is leaving him because of his obsession with 'Star Wars'.

He said: May divorce be with you.

 

What did one nut say when it was chasing the other nut?

IMA CASHEW

 

Riggs is on vacation this week so that's why you don't see any jokes from him!  

And if you wanna know who won this week...it was GIBBONS!!!

Have a great weekend!

xoxo,

Alley and Gibbons